FUNK DAT

Question!

Why is it that you a 100 pound dude, talking about you wanna diet? Trying to fit in your little sisters skinny new jeans.
Come on, man – Funk dat!
Eat a sandwich, and a pack o chips.

Question!

Why does it take your girlfriend 2 hours to get ready to go to the club, but it takes you 3? And you’ve got on more make-up than she does.
Man – Funk dat!
There’s no such thing as emo thugs! Got eyeliner? Come on!

Man,

Why is it that on Friday night you wanna ride to the club, cause you can’t afford gas money, but when we’re walking into the club, you’re walking in with 500$ Nike’s on?
Maaan, Funk dat!
Get some priorities, save your money, man!

Yo,

I’m serious. Everytime I’m djing at the club, why you’re standing in the line trying to request a song? Like it’s a wedding. No, I don’t have Katy Perry!
Funk dat!
No, I don’t play Britney Spears, but I shake my ass to it...

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Oh Snap! - Funk Dat 2009

sylwia